Popcorn Reviews With Cybčle: Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion 

 

By Cybčle Elaine Werts  
CybeleW@aol.com

First  published in the Shelburne News, Shelburne Vermont

 

OK, maybe I should have worn something short, shiny and shitkicking to the flick. Still, even clad in denim & boots, I enjoyed Romy & Michele. If you go in with the right perspective, i.e. to enjoy the camp, you will have a great time. Even though I had a strong group identity in High School [the "Frisbee People"], I remember those of the "A" group that scared the tootsies off me. This movie is about that scare, facing the fear, and maybe kicking it’s ass. OK, the drama was spineless and jellied, but hey - I can take it for a few hours.

The best part of the movie is the warm friendship between Romy & Michele, best friends to the end. It was the most solid part of the film, as the rest was mostly fluff. Amusing fluff, but fluff nevertheless. Their genuine affection for each other made a film that would have been Romy & Michelle’s Excellent Adventure into Something Better.

Mira Sorvino’s character Romy was somewhat more in depth than Michele. And although we know these chits are supposed to be 28, which I suspect Lisa Kudrow is in real life, when the two were side by side Lisa looked wayyy too old for a cutsie movie like this. Although her acting and looks are perfect, that age difference was a little disturbing visually speaking. The movie would have been more consistent with two younger women that with a few heaps of suspension of reality would appear 28, or two real 28 year old women.

Sooo, get our your "Candies" 6" heals and totter down to the flickers. Lotsa jiggling body parts, lotsa cool fashion [my fav being the cream double breasted suited pants on one of the reformed "A" girls] and lotsa witty comebacks a la Mad Magazine.

The Cybele Short Movie Blurb is: Fluff is a great thing on a Fluffernutter sandwich, just don’t depend on it for an overnight hike. Enjoy, enjoy - there is beauty in Beensie’s French Fries [now open] as well as Mona’s sautéed red potatoes.

Suggested Gustatorial Accompaniment: Sweet’s Milk Chocolate Covered Orange Jellies because they jiggle in tandem to the babettes on screen.

 

 

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